Splitsville Fountain

A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.

Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?

by bichasse June 3, 2016

Splitsville Fountain

A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.

Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?

by bichasse June 3, 2016

Splitsville Fountain

A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.

Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?

by bichasse June 3, 2016

splittin' tiddies

Waisting time

Jim was totally splittin' tiddies when he masturbated instead of doing his calculus homework

by Turtler April 20, 2017

splottaled

Completely destroyed or to be completely messed up

Let's go get splottaled at the party

My phone got splottaled after I dropped it

by TheGoaat May 14, 2017

sliptail

A woman who is so desireable you find yourself unable to focus on anything but her. Any thoughts not concerning her "slip" from your mind

Wow, that is some really fine sliptail walking by right there

by Erikose July 20, 2017

splitting my peas

a saying used when someone is very annoyed or in other words “triggered”

shaniac is really splitting my peas at this moment with his shenanigans

by fizzabelle January 3, 2018