spatchulate

To use the kitchen utensil to please ones sexual needs

Lets just hope that spatchula dont rust off your luv juices !!!

by Twiggy August 3, 2004

spletch hole

It is the outer ring of the hole on the head of a mans penis! Used for peeing and spletching!

This gitch are chafing my spletch hole!

by drywall ninja 14 August 30, 2011

Sclatch

To cum in a very hard, determined way.

The man bent over and had to sclatch on the carpet after engaging in fucking the Asian's tight big plump ass.

by Bigboycumsalot April 19, 2015

splitch

a tich of that and a splash of this

i was drunk but lookin to get real tammered so i picked up a whole bunch of different drinks and added a splitch to my cup.

by the_chancellor January 14, 2009

splotchy

When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.

(girl crying and wiping her tears)
"Ugh!! My face is all splotchy"

by Scarlet Sparrow September 17, 2008

Spatchcock

A venereal disease, which can be contracted from chickens. Causes inflammation of the genitals, uncontrollable clucking and pale, spheroid stools. Latin name: avius coitus.

"Hey Dave, why are you scratching your crotch?" "I got thoroughly pissed on a farm last week, and woke up in a chicken coop with a serious case of spatchcock."

by Potassium Procrastinate November 1, 2017

Splitch

Slang for when a girl/women fingers/ uses a sexual toy on her vagina whilst "wet". This is because it is the comical 'sound' a vagina makes while under pleasure/ "wet".

Yea, I bet she enjoys a bit of a splitch every now and then.

She splitched herself last night, maybe she was lonely.

I was woken up by my mother's spltiching last night.

by iGet-Some July 13, 2011