Splart

When an adult (usually male) flatulates after having anal sex and semen comes out of the anus, along with shit.

John: Oh Josh, I love you so much.
Josh: I love you t... *Splart*
John: Get out.

by Doucheifer April 27, 2015

spare

a term used to describe someone that is rarely seen in their role, either an actor athlete or musician. Can be related in a spare tire in your car. Its always there but its never used.

Did you hear that new song by Chris Cornell?

No, that guy is a spare

by JimmytheGreek April 25, 2011

spare-sies

When someone has more than one of the same item, the other items become spare, thus making them spare-sies

Where did I put my spare-sies?

by SuperNaz April 28, 2006

spare-ijuana

a polite way to ask a friend if they have any spare marijuana and if they would be so kind as to share with you.

-Do you have any spare-ijuana?
-Do you-juana share-ijuana some of your spare-ijuana?

-Sorry, I just smoked the last of my spare-ijuana with Sara.

by snigguh4u November 8, 2011

Spareplane

The extra plane that is just kicking around in your hanger, common amongst the extravagantly rich.

Dan: Hey Katie, is that your dad up there in his airplane?
Katie: Yeah he is flying his regular plane, his spareplane is over in the garage.

by allybee July 5, 2012

Splarsh

The act of driving a vehicle through slush or water at high speeds in order to soak innocent bystanders. Easiest way to get the bird in history.

Joe: Hey look some joggers, let's splarsh the fuck outta them.

Verb: Splarshing

Joe: Hey let's go splarshing.

by Mrmikeman2 March 3, 2014

Splart

~Onomotoepia~ A sound effect usually used for a mushy object hitting something solid.

SPLART!

by Crop Dusting June 21, 2014