sponging poons

Bodyboarders who can not get a female mate. They find their pleasure in spooning other male spongers. They also like to take pictures of themselves and say they just landed a trick, but saying the camera was too slow to get it, hence, the added word poon

Dustin and Brandon are sponging poons, after an exhausting day of kicking their fins and bitching about girls beating them, they go home to undress and spoon in the bed, often watching Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.

by Ashley June 5, 2004

Cock Swinging

The act of someone with a big ego bragging about something in front of a group of people. Usually with limited or no merit whatsoever.

EscaVi: Did you see that mass email John sent out CC'ing the entire company staff talking about the number of sales his department cranked out last month?

Daniel: Yeah that was pretty bold. That department ain't shit anyways; There has been a lot of cock swinging going on these days amongst these useless managers lately.

by EscaVi from SD March 13, 2011

Singing To Your Socks

One of the hundreds of ways of saying "puking".

"Have you seen Bill?"
"Yeah, he drank all the vodka, and now he's singing to his socks..."

by OmegaZeto July 26, 2005

Singing ninja tank

A character from let's play of Cocoron by Deceasedcrab. Term suggested by a fan through a music video about a singing ninja tank, that Deceasedcrab dutifully voiced.

Let's go singing ninja tank
Ninja tank, ninja tank,
Sneaky singing ninja tank,
Ninja tank, ninja tank,
Defeats his foes with a song
As his treads keep rolling along!

by DC_Fan October 16, 2012

Swinging For The Same Team

A person who is attracted to the same sex. Also known as gay.

I heard that Barney is swinging for the same team

by KimJungNumberUn September 28, 2014

Jaw Swinging

When you're shelving some pingas at the club and you start munching your gums.

Cunt 1 - "Oi, you see that cunt over there? He's munchin' gums"
Cunt 2 -"Yeah he's Jaw Swinging isn't he aye"

by Gutsyou November 19, 2019

leave the church before the singing begins

coitus interruptus

When all of a sudden - in the midst of things - she told me she wasn't on the pill, it was clear to me I had to leave the church before the singing begins.

by icefields January 31, 2009