Slippery Spoon

The Slippery Spoon is an adventurous twist to the act of spooning with your significant other. The idea is first to get naked, then lay in the Spooning position. The person in front performs a subtle nudge, maybe in the form of wiggling her hips a little bit, or grinding ever so gently in an effort to tease until the person in back has a full on fucking raging hard on. If the room is a little warm, or you are under blankets, the sweat from the grinding and increased heart rate will add a little lubrication to said rager, and you will find your self in a Slippery Spoon. If sweat is not available, a little cunny juice would do the trick, some pre-cum, or best yet, fucking spit on to your hand and rub it on your cock in an effort to create a frictionless shaft that you can grind between her ass cheeks. If you are lucky, you may get the tip of your wick in her cunny, or even in her asshole, which most assuredly will provide some extra pleasure for both of you in the Slippery Spoon.

Slippery Spooning can also happen after sex if you lay with your woman and your cum and cunny juice covered dick rests nicely between those two beautiful ass cheeks, usually resulting in more fucking.

The Slippery Spoon.... says it all.

by Slocat December 22, 2017

Roseate Spoonbill

A bird from south america and southern united states. It eats shrimp and has a spoon shaped beak. It looks like a smaller flamingo but isn't related to it.

Person 1: Is that a flamingo?
Person 2: No you nimrod, it's a roseate spoonbill

by ESBirdnerd November 16, 2020

National Spoon Day

A day in which everyone must send grainy photos of themselves holding comically sized spoons, usually of a medium size. Generally occurs on August 13th, with the first occurrence being on August 13th 2020

"Hey man are you free to hang out on August 13th?" "Nah bro sorry, I'm busy celebrating National Spoon Day"

by Definition Kong August 13, 2021

Spoon Gang

A group of people who refrain from using forks to eat anything; they regard the miso spoon as being the most evolved utensil on the table of the Evolution of Modern Utensils.

Spoon Gang was founded and is led by Mali Fraz.

A Spoon Gang antagonist is often called a forkwhore

People in Spoon Gang even use spoons to eat salad and spaghetti.

by Official Spoon Gang October 17, 2019

Goon Spoon

a shovel

"Go pick up that goon spoon and start digging a hole."

by thebiestsc October 18, 2008

Creamy Spoon

When your wife/girlfriend doesn't put out and you end up big spooning them and you have a wet dream and cum on their back

She's had a headache for weeks so a few of those nights she ended up getting the creamy spoon

by Glendale Parisian chef February 11, 2017

wooden spoon

The number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (Though mainly of Portuguese descent) The wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child.

No, mom! Not the wooden spoon! No I promise I won't throw anymore pipe bombs!

by CriticalDesign April 9, 2008