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Dill Spear 

1. A person lacking effectiveness, such as taking a portion of dill pickle into battle in place of a weapon, or
2.A term of derision referencing a male, purportedly of small or flaccid penis, or lacking sexual prowess or experience.
Nice work, Dill Spear, did you actually think your pinto was going to smoke that camaro?

magma spear

A spear that is so badass it's dipped in lava, and when thrown seeks out the target like some kind of missile.
"He would have gotten away, if I had not thrown my magma spear."
magma spear by Joe Klein November 22, 2006

britney spear's career 

what is britney spear's career?
britney spear's career by Thorn11 October 12, 2018

Alaskan spear fishing 

The act of standing upon a surface of elevation, having the woman spread her legs, and diving in for quick and painful penetration. Never should anyone do this, ever.
Dude, I went Alaskan spear fishing on her for an hour and I kept missing!

Shaking the spear

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
Teacher : Class, anyone knows what William Shakespeare does in his free time ?

Daya : He shakes his spear.

Sister : Yu Chen can i come in your room ??

Yu Chen : Don't come in here !!! I am indecent as i am shaking the spear.

William Shakespeare is a master at shaking the spear.
Shaking the spear by zingeraddict October 8, 2011

Alaskan Spear-Thrower

this is a type of sex when a guy stands on a sofa, bed or any elavated surface, and jumps off attempting to place his wang i.e. penis into the womans vagina or asshole
i broke my dick attempting the alaskan spear-thrower