spauding rehab

a physical rehab that's in Boston, Charlestown to be exact.
On occasion, a patient will come into the place with complete paralysis. Guess where your poop goes, since you can't make it to the shitter? Yup, in your diaper! It took a man to say that.

spauding rehab:
Hey vro... uhhh... what, uhh... happened?
Nm b, just got out of spaulding rehab, hate that place.

by Lil barnacles #1 fan April 24, 2023

spalding

When a man is balding, but still ballin'. A reference to the Spalding brand of basketballs.

Person 1: "Yo, Mr. Jonas is spalding."
Person 2: "Didn't know he had it in him…"

by senro November 29, 2023

Spalding

Noun: A popular basketball brand

Verb: An extension from the urban slang use of Malding. A combination of the words Super, Mad, and Balding. Most popularized from the gaming video website www.twitch.tv and the subsequent definition of someone raging in front of a computer screen when any arbitrary triggering event is happening in front of the observing entertainer.

Verb: "Lol, dude is spalding from the L-streak."

Noun: "Hand me that spalding there."

Verb: "Throw that spalding baby."

by IBetterSeeImprovementInMyLife July 25, 2025

The Spalding effect

The Spalding effect is that of a coworker on another coworker, one inspiring the other to stop working and leave their job as soon as possible. The individual embodying ‘the spalding effect’ could be described as a bad influence.

‘The Spalding effect was evident amongst the senior members in his new workplace.’

by Verbatim37 September 2, 2025

Shouldingness

A word used by SNAGS (Sensitive new age guys) when someone says that they "should do something" (like go out to the shops) but never get around to it.

Person: We should do that sometime
Person 1: We should really end this shouldingness...

by Chris Bonham July 6, 2005

spalling

The fracturing of a major news story. Where reporters, hacks, and talking heads all begin to talk about THE story as if they were experts on the subject. As if, that barking Atlanta newscaster knows anything about avalanches or Wall Street derivatives.

Anything Nancy Grace(CNN) reports on.
Anything Geraldo reports(FOX) on. -or-
Each reporter grabbed that death story and started spalling.
(could this happen here?, Police aren't saying but my sources say...)

by mcos December 21, 2008

sqauding

to meet or group up with your squad at a location. Squading typically happens before when everyone is planning on going somewhere as a group afterwards.

sqauding squad squaded

by BlackManChan January 9, 2016