Wakening Mind Spasms

Scientific Pronoun

-the confusion that accompanies kundalini activity in the crown chakra

Originator: DR Ryan Swain

"This kundalini's got my head doing wakening mind spasms."

by ScramGeek August 10, 2017

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harmony spasm

Listening to your favorite song and trying to sing along as you climax while masturbating. Often causes the individual dizziness afterwards.

"That harmony spasm was amazing the mix of music and my cum was just great!!"

by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018

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A spasm specimen is where someone is the most dumb person , they are that spasticated that they don't know how to insult anyone they just say random words and above all else there just clapped out of their head

Barry : Ur mam is stupidity.
Bob: We'll your just a spasm specimen

Barry: Oh 😭

by battyman 223 October 29, 2018

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Back Spasm Gasm

When you’re sucking your own cock and your mom walks in while you cum and you slip a disc.

Sorry I can’t go to the gym tonight I’m laid up for awhile. I forgot to lock my door last night and had a back spasm gasm

by Not viarus December 23, 2018

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Northumbrian Spasm

When you're midway through a sexual act and you're about to ejaculate, however, to prolong your sexual stamina you tense your entire body and accidentally sh*t your pants.

Barry: Oh my god I totally ended up having a Northumbrian Spasm last night!
Carl: Ah man! I bet it went everywhere!

by ShitForBrains2001 May 16, 2018

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