Spankography

Kind of porn designed for instant results(no frills but plenty of spills)when time is of the essence. No stories,not seductive disrobing just straight into it.

James was pleased to see the display of spankography at the Sperm Donors clinic.He knew not only would his balls be lighter but his pockets would be bulging.

by cpRtech July 18, 2007

spannon

someone with a loud mouth. nosy. knows everything. oh and a chauffeur. code names are her thing. wants to go to Africa one day. she likes moose.

Spannon was talking to lime the other day.

by rtb309 March 5, 2009

spanogyny

A scarcity of women.

God, it's a spanogyny in here... a real sausage-fest.

by alteredcarbon58 January 29, 2009

spencor

Two toasted waffles, housing in a juicy chicken burger, with two slices of bacon under melted cheese, with a maple syrup topping.

Just the thought of a spencor makes my hangover disappear!

by rawrface69 April 17, 2011

Spandork

bicyclist wearing spandex; with an attitude proportionate to the cost of their gear

His look of contempt was obvious as he rode past in his spandex and fancy gear; what a spandork!

by badbitbucket May 17, 2016

spadcooting

Eating 2 different types of food at the same time

Wow, did you see Jim spadcooting in the restaurant earlier?

by JerryRPumpkin57 February 23, 2017

Spantoon

A combination harpoon & spanto knife blade made popular by Rick Hinderer Knives.

I’m carrying my spantoon today. My spantoon will cut!

by Garylmc May 6, 2018