Spackle Butt

When you shart and it dries up and seals your cheeks together.

Man I really need to shower. I got total spackle butt going on right now.

by Watch-a-lay August 21, 2013

Cackle Spackle

The debris propelled from one's mouth upon bursting into laughter.

Don't make someone laugh after they eat a handful of peanuts, otherwise you will feel the force of their cackle spackle.

by Da Moustafocka January 9, 2010

Ball Spackle

Semen, cum, jizz… Especially super sticky jizz that acts like super glue if left on a surface

I shot my Ball Spackle all over Meg’s tits, I used my sock to clean it off and it was stuck together tight

by PuffyRI August 29, 2022

monkey spackle

An all purpose naturopathic ointment and cure for everything; Another word for man spackle

Have to land in Vegas to get bubble gum slapped on the door. Al's monkey spackle did not hold it closed.

by lymric March 20, 2008

Monkey Spackle

An all purpose naturopathic ointment and cure for everything; Another word for man spackle.

"Have to land in Vegas to get bubble gum slapped on the door. Al's monkey spackle did not hold it closed."

by lymric March 21, 2008

man-spackle

liquid derived from the male genitalia. Also known as semen.

"I'd love to spray my man-spackle all over that young woman's forehead."

by troy October 21, 2004

spackle the toilet

a male who masterbates, flog the log, choke the chicken, jack off

Dick: Hey Condy, have you seen W?
Condy: Ya, he went to spackle the toilet, again.
Dick: AGAIN?!
Condy: Ya, you'd think he'd be more concerned about our economy being in the shitter!
Dick: What a dick!

by RNPS April 27, 2008