soapy pokey bum wank

A crude Scottish expression for a sex act involving an individual (more commonly a male) either receiving a finger in their anus during foreplay or alternatively as an form of masturbation, with the crucial addition of bubbles. It is commonly referred to as simply a 'soapy pokey'

'Aye, got my first soapy pokey bum wank the other night.'

'Gies a soapy pokey!' (humorous)

by smokingrabbi October 16, 2009

soapy the hand puppet

To masturbate in the shower.

He was playin' with Soapy the Hand Puppet last night.

by cementshoes November 18, 2006

soapy dick syndrome

a state of depression stemming from a crappy job or lack of one, no significant other, and general lack of self esteem earmarked by copious amounts of shower masturbation.

Guy1: My life sucks, the only highlight of my day is blowing a load in the shower.
Guy2: Sounds like a case of soapy dick syndrome. Better get Dr. Prostitute to take a look at that. Sorry man...

by HordesOfBears January 29, 2015

soraya

sometimes can be mean and sometimes nice she wants to work at McDonald's and is unorganized but loving

soraya is a hardworker

by tryio June 16, 2020

Soraya

Heart broken and has depression. Loves video games. Loyal and protective. She loves animals and loves life sometimes. He exes is what keeps her blue sometimes because she misses them. Usually happy around friends, but cries in her bed.

Wow she must be a soraya

by Darkoverlords369 November 21, 2018

Soapy

Someone or something that doesn’t wash or is very dirty.

Thomas always has B.O. he’s proper soapy.

by Minky19 November 11, 2018

Soapy

Another term meaning "fresh", since 'fresh' is simply over-used.

Ah, dawg, check out Danielle, looking soapy! Damnnnn.

by salty12 August 3, 2011