slunk

Slunk: a hybrid of the words sloppy and drunk. It is used to describe either a person who is so drunk he makes a mess of himself (ie. puking, shitting one's self, etc.) or sloppy in doing things one would normally be able to do (ie. pouring, and completely missing, "sum mo' drank in yo cup";or knocking over shit like everybody's drink on the table.

Person 1: Wow, Jon just shit his pants AND puked in the fish bowl and STILL has the energy to smash three full bottles of vodka!

Person 2: Jon is soooo slunk!

by alexjos August 27, 2006

splunk

to fall onto a couch or bed in an extreemly lazy manner with little or no energy expended

After that history test friday, I just went home and splunked.

by Stevieled April 21, 2006

Slunk meat

'Tang so passed around that you'd expect to find a free global entry tattoo on her junk.

Hey, what stinks in here?
Ummm, nothin'.
Really?! You sure you haven't been banging that slunk meat bitch on the community sofa?
Yeah, well maybe we should consider getting that deep cleaned.
MUTHAFUCKA, you best get your hands on some Easy-Off and get to work or I'm gonna bust a fuckin cap in you dumb white ass!!!

by YAWA April 10, 2022

city splunking

To explore the innards of abandoned urban buildings.

I was city splunking the Old Packard in Detroit this past weekend, we found one dead hooker, three dead dogs, some kickass graffiti, and made friends with a dude with a needle in his arm. Then the flashlight batteries wore out.

by Djangoboone May 12, 2008

shlunk

giant pile of snow, dirt, cigarette butts, urine, salt, trash, dog poo, used condoms and other gutter detritus that refuses to melt. Can be cured to the hardness of concrete with a light rain. Typically found on sidewalks and blocking pathways, forcing pedestrians to risk life and limb by walking in the ding-dang street.

For the love of god, look at all this fucking shlunk on the sidewalk. Disgusting!

by boboze March 30, 2015

Flaming Rat Ass Splunker (FRAS)

This is one of the most vile and illegal sex moves that can be performed. First you need a very unintelligent girl that trust you and you can have sex with, then you cook her coos coos with saw dust in it so she gets very constipated, then after a week, start having sex with her put two large sewer rats on her back in a cage that is opened on one side to the girls back, then put napalm on the rats, light them on fire forcing them to scratch into the girl. This will cause a vibrating sensation that is very pleasureable for the man.

I can'b believe you want to Flaming Rat Ass splunker (FRAS) her, you could go to jail you know

by courtesySMOSS May 5, 2009

splunk

Ejaculation Fluids that come out of a penis and,(or) vagina

i splunked on her face as she grabed her titties

by Noahwashere October 31, 2006