Horny Softee Serve

When a guy takes some laxatives before sex. The girl lays under him and pulls on his boner which makes him shit all over her like a softee serve ice cream machine

Man last night she got kinky and wanted to do the horny softee serve... It was pretty good

by Chicago Meat House November 20, 2011

"N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Stephen Stotch is a dilf, a bottom, and underated. And Stephen Stotch x Randy Marsh is best ship

Colt: hi love
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.

by Kxzzs October 19, 2023

softly

Hard- to do something softly is to do it very well or very quietly, or not at all quietly, but certainly hard...softly.

All the babes in the castle morph into this humongous female crotch.The huge boner and crotch pork softly, while slamming into the guitar and wailing. -Robert Hamburger 2004

by HL Deez February 17, 2005

softhead

a half boner. when the shaft is hard, but the head is still soft.

"Man, those doritos were good"
"WOAH, dude I'm totally rocking a softhead"

by Baby Taker April 10, 2010

Swedish Softserve

The act of a man dropping a nice cold scoop of ice cream of any flavor into his partners vagina and then plowing her from behind. After the vicious plowing the woman squats down and squeezes the icecream mixed with jizz into a bowl or cone. The mixture comes out like a softserve icecream. After producing a beautiful swedish softserve one may dine upon its cold salty delight.

My girlfriend wanted icecream so I plowed her and gave her a little Swedish Softserve.

by FecalxxRampage April 16, 2009

Fabric Softner

When partyin' at your buddies house take your girl in the laundry room, throw some clothes in the washing machine, have your girl sit up there while you give it to her, when it's time to blow lift up the lid and blow it in the machine then drop the lid.

One time we were having a kegger at my buddies when his parents were out of town, so I took my girl in the laundry room for a quickie and ended up dropin some fabric softner in the washing machine.

by Shooperman November 14, 2006

Softegg

Softegg refers to a man who acts like a little girl. This word is reserved for those who are wimpy and do not act like "real" men.

Stephen: I dont like bugs.
Judah: You are such a softegg.

Stephen: I dont want to hurt you, so maybe we should not shag.
Judah : Dont be such a softegg.

by Terminator222 September 23, 2010