Cam N.A Softball 

A softball team comprised of citigroup employees. They somehow managed to win the Stamford, Conn Thursday C league title with a left handed short stop. When not playing softball they consume cheap beer and yell "you/that/they stink!"

Petre: Heard you guys have a good sofbtall team.
Tom: Are you serious? CAM N.A Softball rules! And you stink!

Cam N.A Softball by CAM LEGG May 18, 2007

National kiss a softball player day 

Where a boy kisses a softball player

Look dude josh is going to the the her on national kiss a softball player day

National kiss a softball player day by Daddyy101 October 22, 2019

Weathered Softball 

An overly used sexual product, specifically with regards to anal play.

Linda: oh man!
Barba: what's wrong Linda?
Linda: my favorite is showing signs of a weathered softball!
Barba: oh no! You should order a new one from pandorasbox.club - their products never weather out
Linda: that's a great idea, my ass can't wait :)

Weathered Softball by BB Swan November 8, 2017

Wet Softball 

An occupational hazard that occurs rarely when climbing any flight of stairs. When a Wet Softball happens to appear near any stairs, those stairs will become unavailable and unsafe for the following 6 days. Attempting to climb these stairs will result in near-death injury. They can be caused manually by obtaining a dry softball, and covering it in liquid. This is not recommended, as any stairs in the immediate vicinity of the creation of the Wet Softball will be closed off.

Joe: That's weird. Those stairs are blocked off.
Bob: Of course. A Wet Softball was spotted near them.
Joe: Ah, yes. Wet Softballs are dangerous.

Wet Softball by Jeffalooboo June 3, 2020

16in. Softball

Softball only played on the southside of chicago in which gloves are not used. A new 16in. Softball made by DeBeers must be used. with dual 1st. bases to prevent spiking, the ball is rock hard in the begining and turns into a true "softball" at the end. For which the game of taping a $100 bill to it, setting it on top of a 6in. Sch80 pipe, pounded into the ground with a half stick of tnt in said pipe after it is lit. First person to catch the ball wins the money, also will be the first person to actually catch the damn ball in history. Played just like 12in. softball with 10 players in the field.

Chicago man: Yeah i would like to go bowling , but i got a 16in. softball game in grant park tonight.
Tinley Park man: oh i play sofball too. im in a coed 12in. league with my sister.
Chicago man: I never knew you sucked cock.

16in. Softball by Tatty is a homo October 27, 2007

simpson university softball 

A group of white girls known as the school sluts. Known as "2015 National Champions" but really won a tournament that was a joke.

You fucked a Simpson University Softball girl... Typical.

simpson university softball by NAIAStud September 4, 2016

texas softball 

During anal sex with a partner the receiver reaches back and punches the giver in the balls and then runs in a diamond.

Man Scott gave Lewis a Texas Softball today.

texas softball by Scott "dick sucker" Stephens April 30, 2008