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simpson university softball

A group of white girls known as the school sluts. Known as "2015 National Champions" but really won a tournament that was a joke.
You fucked a Simpson University Softball girl... Typical.
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Church league softball team

Typically a group of heavy drinkers with marginal athletic ability, who managed to stay sober long enough to organize a team and occasionally a roster. Players wear matching uniforms to make the parking lot drinking location easy for teammates to find. Games are usually held in the evening hours so that pre-game drinking can be carried over after the conclusion of the day’s activities to after-game drinking without the interruption of sleep. All activities are held under the guise of a church function promoting fellowship and comroderie in the local religious community. Note: Not be confused with “Ringer Church league softball team” whereas the team actually is steroidal athletic and non-religious.
Scott asked me to join the Church league softball team. After checking with my Alcoholics Anonymous partner, I was told on no uncertain terms to become an atheist if I wanted to stay sober.
by Tonydanza2 August 15, 2009
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National kiss a softball player day

A day where you show love to your favorite softball player, with a kiss on the cheek or lips 😏

November 12th
today is national kiss a softball player day”
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national kiss a softball player day

Bro october 24 is national kiss a softball player day... go kiss her!!
by yagirlri October 23, 2019
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National kiss a softball player day

Look dude josh is going to the the her on national kiss a softball player day
by Daddyy101 October 22, 2019
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I didn't know I was playing church league softball

A phrase meaning you have received a weak alcoholic drink. Coined by a Josh Fieler in the Lexington, Ky area in early 2011
Here is your bourbon and coke sir.

I'm sorry, I didn't know I was playing church league softball.
by Krynja August 20, 2013
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Lady Fury Softball

Lady Fury Softball is a travel team from Elmsford NY. They are owned by Eric Holtz the founder of Game On 13. Their age groups are 10U, 12U,14U and 16U.
Did you see Lady Fury Softball yesterday?”
“Yeah I did! They were great!”
by Eemmmemmms July 19, 2021
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