yo bro i went to my friends house and this dude was on sneaker crack ,he had like 100 pairs of sneakers.
by TheGhostKiller October 26, 2009
adj. The state of drunkness wherein one can do little else but stare at their feet (often for lack of being able to lift the head.)
Yeah I don't remember when that girl licked my nipple, being as I was sneaker-drunk most of the night.
by rex ingeniosum November 18, 2003
A person who is sexually attracted to sneakers. They buy shoe so they can stick there Dick in them. That's why you didn't win the raffle.
Person 1:"My fatass uncle john is a sneaker head!"
Person 2: " ewww wtf he has sex with shoes?!?!"
Person 1: "he fucked my Jordan 1s!."
Person 2: " ewww wtf he has sex with shoes?!?!"
Person 1: "he fucked my Jordan 1s!."
by D1r2 October 09, 2021
A band consisting of multiple males. They had a girl in the band once, but she sucked. She was REALLY short. Chris Corner is a member.
by Astrakhan April 06, 2003
Noun- a overachiever of collecting rare expensive sneakers, yet his face still looks like the bottom of his sneakers
#1 wow, kevin got the triple og grapes, hes such a sneaker head
#2 nahh they are heat but looking at his sneaker face makes me throw up
#2 nahh they are heat but looking at his sneaker face makes me throw up
by disniggaspike July 15, 2010
n: the act of kicking someone while down on the ground, much like the classic "beatdown shot" seen in many pre-bling era rap videos.
Proper alternative usage includes supplanting the word "sneaker" for a particular brand of shoe or sneaker, used at the risk of excessive name-dropping.
Proper alternative usage includes supplanting the word "sneaker" for a particular brand of shoe or sneaker, used at the risk of excessive name-dropping.
1. That dude owes me money, b. Let's give his punk-ass a sneaker massage.
2. That guy tossed my girl, g. Let's give him a Nike massage.
2. That guy tossed my girl, g. Let's give him a Nike massage.
by G. T. Fisher April 22, 2007
"Sex sells" does little to explain the multimillion-dollar profits generated by the underground commercial sex economy. From high-end escort services to high school "sneaker pimps," the sex trade leaves no demographic unrepresented and circuits almost every major US city."
by JefferyMoon March 23, 2014