Smoke a pole

1.a non vulgar form of saying "blow job"
2. an insult

tina: hey john you need to clean your car.
john: go smoke a pole.

by geeber101 October 10, 2011

stay woke or stay smoke

basically meaning to open your eyes and know / be alert to what’s really going on around you, or don’t and just stay clueless in the same position you’re in . (foggy smoke).

if you get it you get it

Rod: ayo they killed dr. sebi man!

Dom: yeah he healed many people of diseases with natural herbs bro… there’d be no use for doctors that’s why they did it! stay woke or stay smoke

Rod: shiiiit fuh real doe!

by missesworldwide July 2, 2022

white smoke

A way of saying that the group has reached a consensus; agreement after debate. Based on the tradition of burning straw along with the ballots to make white smoke above the Vatican when the College of Cardinals has elected a new Pope.

After three hours of negotiation, I think we finally have white smoke!

by RadioRay September 24, 2005

Smoke and Roll

(smōk ãnd rōl), v

A two-step process to ensure smoker safety.

Step one: smoke.

Step two: get the fuck out of there.

Not to be confused with a shady maneuver involving a weedless smoker smoking another smokers weed and immediately evacuating the smoke spot.

Kevin: "this bowl is beat."

Ryan: "Smoke and Roll!"

(Kevin and Ryan drive away)

by Dirty danchez June 30, 2009

blowing smoke up your ass

People who constantly tell you what you WANT to hear ...Feeding someone's ego with constant adoration and commentary. Telling someone everything they want to hear and nothing they need to hear.

seriously. Im not blowing smoke up your ass!!!! you are so pretty. I wish I could be just like you... Your husband/wife is so handsome/pretty..... You have the nicest car.....I wish I had hair just like yours... etc...etc....

by Mizzrey September 13, 2013

Tough as Train Smoke

Someone who displays actions that are tougher to inhale than train smoke. Someone with true grit just as train smoke as a lot of grit in it.

Did you see that Iowa offensive lineman get hit by that truck and get right back up?

Yeah man that guys as Tough as Train Smoke

by hardasnails12345 December 17, 2010

Big Smoke

Big Smoke is a lard ass motherfucker who sold out his hood and his homies in Grove Street! He's also a bit crazy, too many drugs went to his head or something. If you see this fool (he's easy to spot, just look for the heavy-ass cheeseburger-eating motherfucker blocking out the sun), you best dump on him.

1. Damn, Big Smoke is so fat, he takes up three seats when he goes to see a movie!
2. Hey Big Smoke, lemme get a swallow of that liquor!
3. I cant believe Big Smoke sold out Grove Street!

by Carl Johnson January 23, 2005