slozzle

the walk of an obese person, one who is far too large for normal walking. specifically those who have thighs which touch, and knees that face inward. the walk consists of throwing the left side of the body forward, and then the right side, and so on.

walking is to thin people, as slozzle is to obese people.

by kevin and steve September 2, 2005

Slizzard

The answer to every problem on Earth. It makes everyone happy and cures world hunger. But it could also lead to scary stuff like #NellinTheFire

Tom Cruise thinks scientology is the answer to all, but if he Slizzard then he would know he is wrong.

Hey Annette!
Yes Lincoln?
Wanna #slizzard and go to the #HushHushParty at Brock University?
YES I DO!

by #SlizzardWizard August 29, 2010

slizzard

a dude das drunk like i always am haha

Before I leave the house, i'm slizzard on a goose,
And i'm higher then a plane, so a nigga really loose

by shawnlll July 27, 2006

slizzarted

Being extremly high and drunk on a week night. Typically on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday.
Slizzard+Retarted=Slizzarted

Last Monday I was so Slizzarted I missed my first two classes.

by smo7436 November 1, 2010

Slizzarean

Cesarean + Slizzard = Slizzarean
To sober up (after a big night) or going to the toilet whilst/after drinking.

I think i'll need a slizzarean after drinking all that goon... shits fucked aye!

brb, going to go have a slizzarean.

by Danger* April 21, 2011

slizzard

A southern Ohio term for a slutty girl.

Damn Sarah give good head. She's a dank slizzard.

by Real Heady Krizlo September 29, 2005

sluzzabuzza

a dude who shaves slutz bald

(i dn't think that this word will eva b used)

by doggiestyle January 18, 2004