"man, you here about scott, he got tossed in the drunk tank for pissing on that church school bus"
"man, he's such a sloth"
"man, he's such a sloth"
by jilldo December 29, 2003
Get the slothmug. “A ‘Sloth Car’ is a vehicle that you get stuck driving behind when they move so slow while driving, that it seems like a sloth is behind the wheel.”
“Joni was about to pull every hair out of her head in frustration while driving behind a sloth car that she could neither pass or go around.”
by Julesheart February 9, 2023
Get the Sloth Carmug. When your SO (the one who is receiving) hangs up side down from their hands and legs (much like a sloth) and sucks, licks, takes, the D.
by super sloth man October 21, 2014
Get the Sloth positionmug. by KeWl-AiD170 May 25, 2014
Get the sloth rubmug. A character, an ideal, an image, representing an enigma of potential misinterpreted by the idea of slothfulness.
by The Original Running Sloth March 14, 2008
Get the Running Slothmug. A rare sub-species of sloth that is carnivorous. This species depends on the ignorance of other mammals to feed and thrive. It uses its harmless appearance and slow movement to get close to creatures before pouncing quickly and tearing through flesh with its sharp claws and teeth. Because it can garner lots of calories in this way, it only needs to feed about once a week. For the rest of the week, it mimics the habits of the common sloth. It does not feed on the common sloth because it requires the veil of innocence that sloth-ness typically denotes. It uses the ignorance of other beings to sneak up and feed on unsuspecting animals. (including human children and small adults)
Don't trust that dude. He may seem straight but if you let him get close he'll go all gorilla sloth on you.
by sepha June 8, 2011
Get the Gorilla Slothmug. by Sam Sloth June 26, 2016
Get the Sloth Cockmug.