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Father I Have Sinned

"Father I Have Sinned." Or "I Have Sinned Father Let me Amend For My Misdeeds." Are both phrases used to appease gods or godly figures such as Shrek or Garfield.

Said phrases are not interchangeable with "Dwaddy Iw've Bween A Vewy Bwad Girl." Or "Dwaddy Let Me Mwake You Hwappy With Fwucky Wucky." These phrases are satanic, disgusting, and should never be used the fact that I typed such fowl words pains my soul.
"Why are you here?" Carl Azuz asked in a godly tone.

A man stumbles to his knees, "Well, Father I Have Sinned." He says in a confident but fearful voice.

Carl shakes his head, "Oh my child, just tell me your sin."

"I-I watched the pufferfish with the carrot on repeat for hours, and enjoyed it."

Carl frowns, "You're soul is not worth keeping, pleaseleave my presence." Biblically accurate angels take the poor sobbing man away.
by Father Azuz February 22, 2020
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Arizona Pig Skinner

When a woman bites down on a man’s penis and proceeds to rip the skin off with her teeth
“You gotta call 911, that bitch gave me an Arizona Pig Skinner!!”.
by Blahsum January 6, 2022
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skinneay

Verb and or noun. Skinneay is when you are slightly or very obese. Meaning you think you are small and petite but in actuality you're a fat ass. Also; you have the ability to over eat and never stop, even if full. Skinneay ranges from all body sizes; it is not just people who are overwieght. It can be anyone.
An example would be Z-lo the arabic formation of J-lo. She is a size 18 and belives that she is petite. She no longer admits her true size and thinks that J-lo needs to watch out. Also a skinneay person could be my 120 pound cousin that eats 6 large cheeseburgers then downs it with a 2 liter of soda pop by her self.Then she asks what is for desert. She'll throw up but insist that she is still hungry. Yes these people are everywhere. Lock up your pantries; they are hungry
by LIz Westin July 15, 2005
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The Skinner

While in missionary possition; Using one's pubic region to apply pressure upon the clitoris, while slowly rolling one's hips.
Brad can't get rid of Emily since he used The Skinner on her.
by Dr. Skinner April 19, 2010
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Dirty Skinner

Dude, did you Dirty Skinner that bitch? Naw b, that was Bosh Jarker.
by sefano123 April 14, 2010
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Skinnering

The action of a finger poking through toilet paper once wet during the wiping process and emerging covered in poo.
Dude, I've totally got pink eye after skinnering and rubbing my eye before I realized.
by Zombleton Smith December 21, 2016
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Light-skinded

A fair skinned African American. May be fair skinned secondary to previous generations of european descent. Fair skinned appearance may also be a result of non-african parentage.

Often, at birth, African American children may appear 'light-skinded' but darken up after days to weeks after birth evoking accusations such as "That ain't my baby!" and "You slept with a white man!"
Stranger: "you got a white momma?"

Me: "Why you asking?"

Stranger: "No disrespect, you are just light-skinded that's all."

Me: "Ahh, that's because Ma'ssr couldn't keep his hands off the house slaves." (implying that there is european heritage in family's past).
by Dr. Nat March 22, 2009
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