Skinning the Chicken

Sheathing up the penis. Putting on a condom.

I suggest you be skinning the chicken before you do Rachel. Between the gonorrhea, diarrhea and pyorrhea, she is one used set of dirty holes braaaahhhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

Slinking

The act of ejaculating into your own hand and throwing it at another person for sexual gratification.

Janice loves Steve slinking on her tits.

Dave slinked all over his girlfriends face

by Squirrel Lord 83 August 28, 2013

Stinking Arnold

The insertion of a lead (non-mechanical) pencil into a female's anus.

"Hey sweetheart, can I give you the stinking arnold tonight?"

by Jordan The Rooster October 21, 2009

skinting

Being relaxed but being stressed out at the same time

Stop skinting man(watching tv but being stressed out about homework)

by Alex Goldsworthy February 13, 2008

Skining

The sport of the 1% involving hot chocolate, snow bunnies, and nice sweaters. Often shunned by the shallow minds of those that refer to themselves as the 99%.

Not everybody makes lots of cash at a big firm and therefore gets to enjoy one percent activities such as skining.

by Aronauer January 2, 2012

spinking

causing trouble. messing shit up. usually used to talk about blowing things up, property destruction and the like.

oh, we're going to go spinking. i need my spinking cap.

by gw January 24, 2005

sinking head

A head that is the opposite of floating head because it is wider than it is long.

jordan has a sinking head.

by daniel May 26, 2004