Fuck Me Sideways

When something doesn't go as planned

Dude 1: bro my parents said you can't come over
Dude 2: oh fuck me sideways

by StonerDickle April 21, 2019

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grab my willy and throw me sideways

An expression that is used when you are having a horrible day or receive bad news.

John: Hey bro we're out of toilet paper so I used your pillow-case.
Mike: Well grab my willy and throw me sideways!

by T swag January 30, 2019

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Sidewalk chalk

Cocaine you buy randomly off the street. Normally of poor quality.

Hey we were so fucked up last night we ended up getting some sidewalk chalk off of a random dude;it was terrible

by Cognitive dissonance March 21, 2017

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sinecure

The epitome of a very easy job with a decent salary. See Vanna White.

Jessie: "Dude, did you hear about Larry's new job? He gets paid to supervise a robot that does all the work. What a sinecure. Oh and Mindy? She just got hired to work as a paralegal at Horithups & Wellesley, where all she has to do is run spell-checks on the lawyer's documents."

Adam: "WTF? Where do you sign up for these gigs? It seems all the jobs I get are McJobs where I work my ass off for minimum wage. Geez... what has this world come to?"

by Adel7 September 15, 2007

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Bulgarian Sidewinder

A move used to passive-aggressively walk past a group of slow walking teenage girls. If you are stuck in a hall, and a group of girls is walking slowly in a wall formation, walk faster, and squeeze through them, making your annoyance known.

Tennage girls: *walking in a wall* Omg did you see Ashlee’s shorts yesterday? I am so litterally dead. I’m screaming

Person: *Bulgarian sidewinder*

by ShospleColupis May 3, 2018

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