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Simp

a word that everyone overuses w/out the correct definition. it means a guy that is overly desperate for women, especially if she is a bad person, or has expressed her disinterest in him whom which he continues to obsess over. They're usually just virgins that will accept coochie from anyone regardless of who they are. respec waman ≠ simpery.
A: "dude, Vanessa keeps saying no when I ask her out. Shes all "stop asking me out, I barely know you and this has become more of an obsession than a friendship"... Isn't she so smart? "
B: "shut the fuck up simp"
by yovishi April 9, 2020
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Simala

Only female wizard in the novel "Traveling Tales of the Knights of Crackdon". Not a witch but a female wizard. a rare oddity in a good or magical way.
Dude, did you see that Simala? she stuck her whole fist in her mouth!
by Grandor of Crackdon April 22, 2011
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Simp Milker

A woman who keeps taking gifts from a man she doesn't care about. Even though he is infatuated with her.
Roxanne is the biggest SIMP MILKER in the world. She's gonna take Doug for everything
by festerq105 February 24, 2022
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dead simple

So easily done that even a complete idiot could figure it out.
Creating that report was dead simple.
by Jen-"Niffer" April 27, 2006
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SIMP

S.uckas I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy. Some male who will do anything for a little bit of play from a female. He usually chasing around a female who not even worth the work or time.
guy 1 ”Yo why is micah always being a simp towards ana?”
guy 2 “because he hasn’t got play in over two months and he will do anything for it
by dabeast1215 October 22, 2019
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sample whore

Noun-

One who takes advantage of free samples at any given opportunity, regardless of the sample's usefulness to them.

Verb-

The act of being a sample whore. Sample whoring.
The sample whore was hungry and broke, so he went to the grocery store to pick up a quick lunch from the sample carts.

Out of cologne and already tardy for his date, the sample whore decided to swing by Macy's to freshen up from the sample bottles they have there.

"That man's been in this store for about an hour, but his cart is practically empty. He must be sample whoring."
by Propaganda Panda March 30, 2008
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Simplord69

A guy who never stops simping for the same girl and is the lord of simp nation.
(Commonly known as James)
No way is that no it can't be SimpLord69!!!!
by Raay Brown August 3, 2020
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