a word that everyone overuses w/out the correct definition. it means a guy that is overly desperate for women, especially if she is a bad person, or has expressed her disinterest in him whom which he continues to obsess over. They're usually just virgins that will accept coochie from anyone regardless of who they are. respec waman ≠ simpery.
A: "dude, Vanessa keeps saying no when I ask her out. Shes all "stop asking me out, I barely know you and this has become more of an obsession than a friendship"... Isn't she so smart? "
B: "shut the fuck up simp"
B: "shut the fuck up simp"
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A woman who keeps taking gifts from a man she doesn't care about. Even though he is infatuated with her.
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guy 1 ”Yo why is micah always being a simp towards ana?”
guy 2 “because he hasn’t got play in over two months and he will do anything for it”
guy 2 “because he hasn’t got play in over two months and he will do anything for it”
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One who takes advantage of free samples at any given opportunity, regardless of the sample's usefulness to them.
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The act of being a sample whore. Sample whoring.
One who takes advantage of free samples at any given opportunity, regardless of the sample's usefulness to them.
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The act of being a sample whore. Sample whoring.
The sample whore was hungry and broke, so he went to the grocery store to pick up a quick lunch from the sample carts.
Out of cologne and already tardy for his date, the sample whore decided to swing by Macy's to freshen up from the sample bottles they have there.
"That man's been in this store for about an hour, but his cart is practically empty. He must be sample whoring."
Out of cologne and already tardy for his date, the sample whore decided to swing by Macy's to freshen up from the sample bottles they have there.
"That man's been in this store for about an hour, but his cart is practically empty. He must be sample whoring."
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(Commonly known as James)
(Commonly known as James)
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