sifter

noun person who acts in a sifty manner especially in pubs/clubs etc. Originated Otago University, New Zealand.

that Dave is a total sifter

by snicksnacknicerack June 26, 2005

Siamese Blunt

A crossjoint (two joints sharing a single point of intersection) as made famous by Saul Silver in the movie Pineapple Express.

Lets smoke the siamese blunt first, otherwise it's gonna break when I put it in my pocket.

by NOVIAN August 23, 2009

satellite

when dudes are hovering around or chasing after a chick, like at a bar, trying to get with her but not being successful. Usually these dudes are retarded and the chick isn't interested in them.

yo, that chick is hot, but she's got too many satellites around her.

by fooks May 28, 2004

siamese whoopee cushion

when 2 people press their buttholes tautly against each others, and one person farts into the other's butthole

Last night, Frederico gave me a siamese whoopee cushion. It was even better when i blew it back into his butt.

by the wundatwinz December 24, 2005

Siamese Beef Injection

The act of fornication with Siamese twins conjoined at the vagina.

Dude I totally gave those bitches a Siamese Beef Injection last night!

by beefinjection September 24, 2010

Siamese boyfriends

Two guys who cannot function separately now that they are in a relationship

"Do you think Kyle would want my extra ticket to the Beyoncé concert?"

"There's just one ticket?"

"Yup."

"He probably would if he wasn't dating Zak. You know how it is with Siamese boyfriends."

by badshirley October 26, 2013

siamese twinning

When you are being cock-blocked so hard by a girls friend that she doesn't leave her side the whole entire night.

Guy: Yo, did you get with Emily last night?
Me: No man, she was siamese-twinning with Lily the whole time.

That girl is always siamese twinning with her friend, you never have the chance to make a move.

by berger321 November 17, 2014