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taunton high school

Basically hell on earth. The food is shit and the teachers have no respect for the students. This school is the main cause of depression
by Werbenshmurbanhemerblop June 11, 2017
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High School

A government funded prison system where teenagers are locked up, typically eight hours a day five days a week, and then told they are learning valuable information. They are then fed what they are told to be nutritional food, but is really a by product from a horse shit processing factory.
Hey, in High School I learned how to solve equations with two variables.

In High School I learned about the political changes following the creation of the internet.

In school I learned nobody gives a shit
by arandomhobo August 22, 2009
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School Computer

Either school issued laptops or the computers found in the library and computer labs.

Characteristics of a school computer:

-Trash hardware

-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.

-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.

-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's

-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works

-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself
Person 1: This school computer is trash, It can't even open Minecraft
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.
by TheExtremeEvoker December 24, 2018
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prometheus school of running away from things

A saying that is applied when somethimg is falling on or chasing someone, and instead of turning and running to get out of the path of the object, this person runs straight instead.
The man ran was about to be crushed by the falling building because he obviously went to the prometheus school of running away from things.
by JokinWaffle March 27, 2016
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Wayzata High School

Although no one has definite proof; it is most likely a school run by Lizard People pretending to be human. It is where comedy comes to die and forced positivity thrives and flourishes. You will most likely end up eating a cheeseburger everyday but hey join the club. Speaking of clubs you have many, most of which you won’t have time for because of the piles of homework you will have to complete all night every night, but hey there’s Minecraft Club said no one ever, But trust me my child you will come to love it here... or at least the football games
Wayzata Student #1: “Welcome to Trojan Tv of Wayzata High School I’m your host Richard Fungus. Backpacks are now banned from The Expressway on behalf of some students trying to use them as payment items to buy the Sundae Poptarts

Wayzata Student #2: It’s Cloudy Outside
by ChiefKeefsIntern October 11, 2018
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Gretna high school

Gretna High School is the home of fake city slickers and hicks with shitty trucks. People here can’t take a fucking joke and love drama more than juuls. They think they’re cool but they’re literally Gretna so they need to shut the fuck up. It’s white girl central mixed with dirt and corn. These white people love getting offended for other cultures yet are more racist than they realize. Also prom and hoco suck it’s like being at a retirement home with 2000s country hits and the lights on. Btw you don’t even have to try bc they’ll pass you anyway so have fun.
by Juicyfatfuxxk June 13, 2019
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Keller High School

A school filled with TikTok stars and boys with 3 inch penises. Most girls shop at Southlake Town square or urban to be “quirky”. Everyone looks the same. The black population is 1%. Many vape meet ups in the bathroom stalls. Most girls also have STD’s. Also throw really weird parties with shitty music. Total weed eaters will pay 20 a g for sure. In general keller is weird as fuck wouldn’t associate at all.
“ You fucked Mackenzie?”
“Yeah it was a huge mistake I now have a STD, fuck theese keller high school bitches”
by IEATMEATFORDINNERBITCH June 13, 2019
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