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shitdick

It's When You Fuck A Bitch In the Ass
and Go A little too deep.
"Yo I was Playing Bum Darts With My Bitch and The Fuckin Ho' left me with Shit Dick"
by Mike G June 18, 2004
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by Jer Kremski September 17, 2003
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Shiticles

1. Occurs when a human-male is sitting on the toilet (#2) and his testicles are hanging to low into the bowl (usually during hot days as the ball-bag is more relaxed). As the turd descends into the toilet bowl, it scrapes the testicles fowling them with feces (aka. shiticiles).

2. Occurs when a man wipes back-to-front, effectively getting feces on his nut-sack (usually unbeknownst to the man).

3. Reference: See 'Duck-Butter' for the result of having a prolonged case of the shiticles.
1. "Seriously, i shouldn't have had a burrito with a coffee chaser for lunch today, my boys are so itchy, i think i have shiticles"

2. "My wife was right when she told my daughter to always wipe front-to-back, i didn't listen, now I have a mean rash from a prolonged case of shiticles"

3. "The meeting was at 10 am, i didn't have time to wipe, i think my shiticles has become a full fledged case of duck butter"
by URGFsBF April 29, 2011
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Shitpickletittyfuck

Ahhhhhh shitpickletittyfuck!!! You stepped on my toe!
by Tex Mex August 4, 2004
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shitdick

A person who's penis bears the remnants of feces from an anal encounter
"Woah, did you here about Duff doing that chick up the ass?"

"Yeah, he's a total shitdick
by hellothar69er February 27, 2009
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Shitdickulous

Not to be confused with Shitdiculous, this word means something so fantastically amazing that it makes you shit all over your dick.

Yes.
Fred: Ah, fuck, its so messy!

Steve: What happened!?

Fred: Nothing, its just Matt is so shitdickulous. I need to clean this up.
by Sarcastic Banana March 29, 2009
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shitsickle

1. Frozen shit on a pop sickle stick.

2. A dick with shit covered in shit.
1. May I have a bite of your shitsickle?

2. After they had anal sex, he got a shitsickle
by funnydefinition March 30, 2011
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