Shetland

A shetland is a small pony, but this word describes a very short person.

Torrie hates shetlands; she prefers tall guys.

by David Gacsko and Joel Corpus November 23, 2004

Shetland

A group of islands north of Scotland just above Orkney. Not as good and generally just a hilly, heathery shitehole.

Imagine going to Shetland instead of Orkney, that would be worse than a sentence at alcatraz.

by Iebehehskekr October 24, 2018

Shetlands

Defecating. Having a poo.

I'm just going to the Shetlands.

Mate, I've been to the Shetlands so much today I must be clocking up bare frequent flyer miles

Often shortened to just 'shetty'

by Fizifty Sizzent October 14, 2007

Shetland

Very windy islands north of Aberdeen

John: Going to shetland in the holidays
Jack: but its windy
John: i ken

by SulphurS16 June 8, 2019

Shetland

An affectionate term for an extremely short person.

Jade: Shut up Shetland!
Jen: I am not short!
Ryan: Clearly are though
Laura: Yeah, just accept that you're a Shetland Jen

by Poopski94 May 26, 2012

sherylann

A lovely caring and well being person, she acts nice around her friends but really she is mean at heart.

''omg she is lovely and horrible at same time!''

''must be a sherylann''

mean lovely sherylann

by StephanieLovert September 3, 2012

Sheplanigans

Plans to commit shenanigans.

"I've got some serious sheplanigans for tonight's party."

by Jarred Ryherd September 7, 2013