dryer sheet hitchhiker

A wardrobe malfunction where a person,unknowingly,has a fabric softener dryer sheet peeking out their pants leg.

Did you notice that sexy secretary's dryer sheet hitchhiker?

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

Shel Silverstein

The man behind brillant works such as Where The Sidewalk Ends, Dirty Feet, Falling Up, The Missing Peice, Freakin' At The Freakers Ball, The Big O, The Giving Tree, Diffrent Dances, A Light In The Attic, and most recently, Runny Babbit. He also wrote the Johnny Cash hit, 'A Boy Named Sue.' He was an amazing writer, poet, musician, and artist.

Shel Silverstein is dearly missed by his fans.

Shel Silverstein
1930-1999

PUT SOMETHING IN
Draw a crazy picture,
Write a nutty peom,
Sing a mumble-grumble song,
Whistle through your comb.
Do a loony-goony dance,
'Cross the kitchen floor,
Put something silly in the world
That ain't been there before.
-Shel Silverstein

by Kompassion Kid September 12, 2005

Shalt

Shalt is a ship of Shu Kurenai and Valt Aoi from Beyblade Burst

Isn't Shalt great?

by posterolive2018 December 24, 2018

Sheet Draggers

Titties so big they drag on the sheets when a woman crawls across the bed.

Dude did you see the sheet draggers on that chick? They have to be like double E titties.
Fucking a dude!

by AssHoleJarHead August 28, 2010

Skeet Sheet

The comforter placed on the bed at a third rate motel. Such comforters are notoriously known for being covered in bodily fluids from many persons.

When I got to the cheap motel, the first thing I did was to remove the skeet sheet from the top of the bed while wearing gloves.

by Bionic Vodoo Power December 19, 2008

rexo sheet

Common during the mid-90s, "rexo sheet" was used to refer to some type of assignment sheets in elementary and middle school, usually ones that were copied and distributed to the class to be completed.

"The rexo sheets are due by Friday, class," said the teacher.

by H_usps August 3, 2007

Hooker Sheets

The QUILTED POLYESTER BEDSPREAD at low budget hotels that may or may not ever get cleaned.
The bed cover between the sheets that you sleep in and the going on's in a hotel room. Most people do not remove this cover before sex or until it is time to sleep.
Usually having a floral pattern or repetitive pattern on them.

Oh no, this hotel has hooker sheets.

by ripplewalk October 26, 2011