shart

when you try to fart and a lil shit comes out.

pronounciation: she-art. but really fast, loud, and southernly retarded.

o lord i think i just sharted in my pants.

by the shyyts. March 22, 2009

shart

\shärt\ n 1 : a fart, or any form of flatulence, in which fecal matter, in any state is released 2 : the physical remnants of a shart
\shärt\ v : the act of sharting - sharted - sharting

1: "What was that?" "A shart." 2: "It smells like shart in here." 3: "I've got to shart!" 4: "I just sharted!" 5: "Yes, that's me, I am sharting."

by Mr. Magou July 24, 2008

shart

When you have to shit really badly and you let out a fart thinking that you'll be ok, but really shit comes out with the fart.
Resulting in ruined underwear and possibly in need of a new pair of pants.

"I didn't make it to the bathroom intime and I sharted."
"Gross."

by s4mthug July 29, 2005

shart

When you try to fart, but a bit of shit comes out instead - a "wet fart" (shart = shit + fart). Usually unexpected and always embarrassing, a shart can also create an uncomfortable "wet" sensation where it's least desired.

After sharting my pants, I walked to the bathroom and changed my boxers, trying to keep the impression that nothing had happened.

by pinkboxerguy September 6, 2005

shart

When you try to fart and shit your pants.
I know this from the movie Along Came Polly when the guy sharts at the party.

Son of a bitch, I just sharted

by Stephen Carboni January 11, 2005

Shart

a) halfway between a shit and a fart.
b) a wet fart
c) a fart that smells so bad it could actually be a shit.

Person 1: *farts badly*
Person 2: "Faaaak bru, that was a shart"

"Man I think I just sharted!"

by turdmeister July 12, 2009

Shart

The horrible thing pugs (and other dogs) do while they sleep.
A wet mess that smells like fish and shit.
Clean up involves lots of soap and hot water applied to his tail, legs, and asshole.

Bubba, did you shart again?!

by eekbaby June 24, 2008