shappens

combination of shit happens

most commonly used with B-UNIT members

Erika: we're so gonna get run over one day
Daniela: shappens

by Nigga fro November 29, 2006

London Long-Snapper

When you are about to take a leak, get in a 3 point stance, like a center in the NFL, with your back towards the toilet. Once in the 3 point stance grab your junk with your other hand and aim for the toilet. When the time is right let it flow. That is how you successfully execute the London Long-Snapper.

London Long-Snapper.. Try it!

by Dave Devenney October 7, 2007

Kappa Slapper

A female of the Chav species. The comman Kappa slapper is usually wearing Kappa labeled sports attire, hair is usually bleached blonde, donning roots and scraped back into a high side ponytail in order to look semi Ghetto. Usually hangs around bus stops and the local hangouts to look Street, Dope and Down. Usually asks passers buy for money, cigarettes, and to borrow your Mobile phone (cell phone) only to later steal it to sell off in order to buy crack.

Location: Town Centre.

Kappa Slapper 1: S'cuse me mate, you got time on ya?

Passer-by: Yes its two o'clock

Kapper Slapper 1: Thanks mate, you got any ciggys on ya?

Passer-by: No, sorry

Kapper Slapper 2: Your well gay

Kapper Slapper 1: 'Ere mate lend us your phone i need to call me mam

Passer-by: Er, ok, here... (gives phone)

Kapper Slapper 1: TAXED!

(Runs away with phone)

Kapper Slapper 2 (Calls out): See ya later - Minge

by la_dolce-vita December 28, 2005

Slapperbating

The action of slapping your genitalia (not just for men) until the one who's genitalia is being slapped reaches orgasm.

John: Hey Frank, my Girlfriend and I just tried slapperbating eachother last night.

Frank: Really, I tried that and it hurt. A Lot.

by That_Slaperbating_Guy January 24, 2016

Sapper Wrapper

The act of placing 1/4 of an Alka-Seltzer tablet directly onto the clit, then fold the lips of the vagina closed. As the excitement builds, more pieces of the Alka-Seltzer tablet can be added.

Sorry bro, but I gave your mom a Sapper Wrapper last night and she loved it.

by Sapperscleartheway December 15, 2016

snapper jack

One who mostly packs snaps instead of bowls.

Connor is a snapper jack.

by lenisforlyfe January 2, 2017

Pastie Slappers

Shoes worn by high ranking officials at Greggs food chain stores. these are apparatus used to flatten the pasties once they are baked. They are worn on the feet.

Ed Jackson's shoes.

by Thomas Connelley July 8, 2003