severe acute small dick syndrome

Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS

Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome

Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass

by lachsgeudan October 15, 2023

Severe underbite

Severe underbite -- when it smells like pussy but it tastes like shit.

She smells great but tastes funny -- I must have severe underbite.

by Al Berich October 3, 2020

severe tiger

slutty and / or whore-ish ... super horny fiend

royce is a severe tiger.

by your name September 20, 2004

Piled Severely

Die.

To have Piled so disastrously that death is the result.

Did you see that wreck? He Piled Severely.
Yep, he died. Who's gonna get his car?

by marsupialmarzipan March 10, 2009

SEVERE CRY-ARRHEA

ENDLESS FLOOD OF TEARS AND SEVERE EMOTIONAL UPSET AFTER AN UNEXPECTED END OF A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN 2 PEOPLE.

Joe had "severe cry-arrhea" after his significant other dumped him for another person

by Umbilicus July 21, 2023

severe acute nocockin

A temporary mental condition caused by going long periods of time without receiving cock.

I’ve been suffering from severe acute nocockin for over two weeks. If I don’t get laid soon I’m gonna snap.

by Red Reuter February 23, 2022

Reparations Severance

A financial package, like a golden parachute, added to BIPOC employment contracts that include diversity titles or JEDI responsibility. The severance package accounts for the emotional labor and emotional tax accrued during the job and protects against the statistically likely premature dismissal due to organizational flightiness, shifting of priorities, or gaslighting of the candidate.

I negotiated reparations severance into my employment contract because it was a Chief Diversity Officer role, and they like to fire us after they get their Linkedin photo-op.

by tiffany jana September 17, 2021