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Terms Of Service

A really, REALLY long and pointless document aimed at users using the service. No one ever reads the ToS, and if they did, they take things way too seriously.

It's also a waste of time.
Don't even bother trying to read the Terms Of Service, because there's nothing in it for you except lost time.
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customer service

A service that a company provides to individuals. 90% of what customer service representatives deal with are people known as idiots. These idiots are losers, whiners and no do-gooders that have nothing else to do with their time.
You realize this after working in a phone center for a short amount of time.
by Nicholas Bundy February 16, 2005
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homegoing service

The funeral of someone loved by family and friends. Not wanting to call the service a funeral, homegoing to be with God.
I am planning my Homegoing Service in advance.
by GDWilliams May 21, 2008
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Terms of Service

the page at the bottom of the screen that(barely) tells you the rules and regulations about urban dictionary
The Terms of Service is the lamest page on urbandictionary
by Can of Worms November 19, 2006
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the postal service

A band made up of two men named, Benjamin Gibbard and Jimmy Tamborello. They have a cd called "Give Up". They are quite fantastic.
The Postal Service rocks my damn world.

The Postal Service "Sleeping In" is a superb song Pete!
by Mary March 1, 2004
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bollock service

a good all-over sucking, licking, wanking and fucking that is needed regularly to ensure correct running of the male body.
Hiya babe - I need a bollocks service!
by fred May 4, 2003
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service the furnace

When someone eats your asshole right after you fart.
While making love, Carl ripped a mean fart and Becky proceeded to service the furnace.
by Ned_Baf February 19, 2019
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