Serendity

Somebody that thinks they know everything about anything without having any real knowledge. She will get off the phone with you to speak with a boy she doesn’t like.

I’m gonna find another cousin that’s not Serendity

by LEEFUCKINGLEE November 23, 2021

serendeputy

A police officer that gives you a warning instead of a speeding ticket.

I was going 25 over when I got pulled over by a serendeputy. Just sent me away with a warning!

by ryguysdicktionary July 15, 2022

Serendickity

ser·en·dick·i·ty

ˌser-ən-ˈdik-ə-tē
noun

1. The phenomenon by which a person who persists in being a asshole eventually, and often spectacularly, receives their just deserts; poetic justice with a vulgar twist. The asshole gets fucked by the giant dick of life.

Etymology: From serendipity (happy accident) + dick (jerk, or phallic). Coined to describe the universe’s uncanny ability to punish assholes.

Synonyms: karma, poetic justice, cosmic irony.

Ryan finally got his come uppance, Serendickity bro.

by Dildardo September 4, 2025

Serendickity

ser·en·dick·i·ty

ˌser-ən-ˈdik-ə-tē
noun

1. The phenomenon by which a person who persists in being a asshole eventually, and often spectacularly, receives their just deserts; poetic justice with a vulgar twist. The asshole gets fucked by the giant dick of life.

Etymology: From serendipity (happy accident) + dick (jerk, or phallic). Coined to describe the universe’s uncanny ability to punish assholes.

Synonyms: karma, poetic justice, cosmic irony.

Josh finally got what he deserved, Serendickity bro.

by Dildardo September 4, 2025

Serendipical

When you have eaten to much food.. so your in a food coma

wow that was such a filling meal, I’m feeling serendipical though

by Maria z December 15, 2025