mut scoot

When your dog drags his ass across your carpet.

Look at Marty doing the mut scoot across the living room.

by Abbie W June 11, 2006

Scooting the bucket

When your husband makes you do his chores

He was scooting the bucket this morning when he forgot to take out the garbage.

by M.Noodle December 30, 2021

piddle scoot

when someone gets really drunk, takes off their pants, sits on the ground(preferably hardwood floor), pisses all over the floor and then scoots around in their own piss like a dog trying to wipe dingleberries out of its ass.

who the fuck invited the chick thats piddle scooting all over the place

by j crisp May 7, 2011

Doody Scoot

When an animal poops and is left with a dingleberry. The animal then proceeds to sit and scoot its' doody across the floor ultimately making a line of doody on the floor you just cleaned.

"Oh my gosh not again. I just got done mopping the floors and my cat just made an epic doody scoot across the entire kitchen!"

by Stelllaaa July 28, 2012

scoot and floop

It means fuck and go. Have sex then leave. Do you get it Johnny?

David: I had this nice scoot and floop last night

Sandy: what with who
David: with this guy jeffree, he gave me a free wig.
Sandy: dude that guy has like 1270 different types of STD’s!
David: I’m dead now

Pedro the dog: Oooh WIG!

by Kimberly_WigFlipper June 14, 2019

Tooth Scoot

When giving a blow job, the female moves her teeth back and forth along the man's shaft, "scooting" them along.

I didn't think I'd enjoy it, but when Tracy gave me the Tooth Scoot, I jizzed right then and there!

by Scooter Pooter! January 12, 2010

fruit scoot

one who rides a street legal moterized scooter. these people usualy apear to gay or extremely wimpy.

look at that fruit scoot. lets run him over

by wispy cloud August 6, 2009