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Scooted the rooster

Paying the bill before the cock, who is doing it for self gratification, can.
Before Richard could gloat over paying the bill, Bryton scooted the rooster.
by Tcop October 14, 2020
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Doody Scoot

When an animal poops and is left with a dingleberry. The animal then proceeds to sit and scoot its' doody across the floor ultimately making a line of doody on the floor you just cleaned.
"Oh my gosh not again. I just got done mopping the floors and my cat just made an epic doody scoot across the entire kitchen!"
by Stelllaaa July 28, 2012
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Scooting the bucket

When your husband makes you do his chores
He was scooting the bucket this morning when he forgot to take out the garbage.
by M.Noodle December 30, 2021
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Tooth Scoot

When giving a blow job, the female moves her teeth back and forth along the man's shaft, "scooting" them along.
I didn't think I'd enjoy it, but when Tracy gave me the Tooth Scoot, I jizzed right then and there!
by Scooter Pooter! January 12, 2010
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piddle scoot

when someone gets really drunk, takes off their pants, sits on the ground(preferably hardwood floor), pisses all over the floor and then scoots around in their own piss like a dog trying to wipe dingleberries out of its ass.
who the fuck invited the chick thats piddle scooting all over the place
by j crisp May 7, 2011
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fruit scoot

one who rides a street legal moterized scooter. these people usualy apear to gay or extremely wimpy.
look at that fruit scoot. lets run him over
by wispy cloud August 6, 2009
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