scorpion

That chick that always goes for the drunkest guy in the room.
And usually sleeps with him to get back at her imaginary boyfriend.

That bitch Rachel is a scorpion

by BBMwarrior January 5, 2011

Dirty Scorpion

The Dirty Scorpion is a sexual move recquiring great amounts of stamina and precision. There are three steps:

1. You grab the boobs, or manboobs, of your partner

2. You spin around on the boobs, or manboobs, so that your crotch is directly in line with your partner's face

3. You hump as hard as you can, breaking your partner's nose in the process.

Ted mounted Steph's face and rammed her with such tremendous force that her nose shattered. She is in the ER right now. The Dirty Scorpion is awestriking.

by BenjaminFrank February 23, 2009

the flying scorpion

Imagine pole vaulting directly into a uterus.

"last night i jumped on my dresser drawer and whipped out the flying scorpion for my lady, and let me just say, i stuck the landing..."

by Strange Quark January 11, 2009

scorpion

where one inserts the thumb into the vagina and the index finger into the anus and squeezes them together

Nick gave Shelly the Scorpion on Easter Sunday

by Nick April 10, 2004

Scorpion Tail

Adjective: An extended snail trail that extends right around the gooch and up the arse crack where it the ascends up the back resulting in a curved scorpion tail formation.

Dude 1: Dude my snail trail is out of control, right up my back.

Dude 2: Mate you've got yourself a scorpion tail right there.

by Aspongeinmauve January 17, 2011

scorpion

Arachnids with lobster-like pincers and tails bearing stingers. Scorpions have existed for a long time (the oldest known fossils are 400 million years old, and some early scorpions were much bigger than those of today - the fossilized Brontoscorpio and Gigantoscorpio are estimated to have been a metre long each in life). Scorpions possess a pair of feather-like forms under their stomachs which they use to 'feel' the ground for vibrations which could tell of nearby predators or prey. When mating, the male scorpion grasps the female by the pincers, deposits a 'package' of sperm onto the ground and then pulls the female over it, so she can lower herself and absorb it through an opening in her body. Despite their fearsome reputation, scorpions are not all dangerous. In fact many, like the Emperor Scorpions from West Africa and Black Forest Scorpions from Asia are harmless. A way of determining as to whether a scorpion may be dangerous is to look at its pincers. Harmless scorpions like Emperors and Black Forests have large strong pincers and relatively small tails. At the other end of the scale are the dreaded Fat-tail Scorpions, which have small, slender pincers and large muscular tails which can drive their deadly stingers through shoes. Scorpions exist in tropical, desert and scrubland environments.

Emperor Scorpions, Redclaw Scorpions, Black Forest Scorpions, Egyptian Gold Scorpions - all harmless, as I can assure you since I've kept them as pets in the past.
I'd just like to mention Spike, the grandmother of my family of Emperor Scorpions (now sadly all deceased). RIP Spike.

by StormSworder August 14, 2006

scorpion

Sexual position where the man holds the girls legs up to waist height, while she balences on her hand. Almost identical to the wheelbarrow.

Popularized by pro skateboarder and satellite radio host, Jason Ellis.

"I was banging my girl doggy and then to her surprise I pulled her legs straight up and went right into the scorpion."

by bernard l. November 13, 2007