Schwillard Switch

Saying you’re going to do (or quit doing) something but then quickly changing your mind when realizing the task requires effort or sacrifice.

Dallon: “I thought Zac quit drinking for good, why does his location show him at twin peaks?”
John: “Looks like that addict pulled a classic Schwillard Switch”

by ToiletBehindDumpster April 27, 2024

Schwablegop

The strongest/ the fucking GOAT

Bro Schwablegop makes me so wet/ Schwablegop is so cool uwu owo

by 7inchpp April 30, 2024

Schwaltz

A food fetish. Common examples are yogurt, mashed potatoes, gravy, pizza, and popsicles.

See that guy over there, the bald one? He looks like he has a schwaltz to me!

by GNOMESUPREMACY October 25, 2025

Schwaltz

Someone who has a food fetish. Common examples are pizza, mashed potatoes, gravy, and popsicles.

“That bald guy looks like a real schwaltz to me, make sure you stay away from him or he’ll ask you to put mashed potatoes on his dick!” Sara said to Emma. Emma snickered in agreement. Little did she know, Sara is a schwaltz in disguise.

by GNOMESUPREMACY October 25, 2025

Schwalm

Substantiv, maskulin - der dünne, wirbelnde Rauchfaden, der aus einer Zigarette (oder ähnlich feiner Glut) aufsteigt.

Der Schwalm verlor sich im Licht der Straßenlaterne.

by Dantamram October 26, 2025