Schlockout

The act of which the male whips his schlong out and slaps the female's face with it until she gets knocked out

Ooooo that's a schlockout, Mitchell said as he put his schlong back in his pants.

by Youngdaggerdickxxx August 22, 2018

Schmoe

A man who pays money to wrestle with a woman who is often more muscular and stronger than he is, for sexual gratification, although no overt sexual activity is performed.

"I gotta go. I have a schmoe coming over at 12."

by Smart as Shat January 30, 2009

schmoop

Lurve. Sickly sweet romantic crap.

To be schmoopy is to make others vomit with your cavity inducing displays of affection. To want schmoop is normal, don't be alarmed. Submit.

by thephrog August 4, 2006

schmorge

1) when you are taking a shower and have especially dry skin and the skin rolls off into these little spongy wet skin balls
2) the little bit of water at the bottom of the shower when you are done that is not quite clear and is full of aforementioned dry-skin-balls. essentially, dead skin cells mixed with shower water.

Check out this really awesome mini-snowman i made out of my schmorge!

by bigtyrone May 10, 2009

Schloink

To squeeze through, pass by barely.

He said schloink, as he just barely made it through the closing door.

by MojPies August 11, 2010

schmob

universal term dealing with anything semi illegal such as speeding, partying, getting trashed, blazed, crunk, and running the city.

"i was so schmobbed last night"
"yo were going f'in schmobbin tonight"
"lets schmob"

by Craw-Dazzle June 2, 2005

schfourteen-teen

number between between scheven and twentyscheven heif.

shwam, doo, two heif, scheven, schfourteen-teen, 27, schwenty seven heif.

by Chase and Scott February 22, 2005