schatten-kommenten

shit talking or making shitty comments on youtube or any other social media while assuming a bad german accent - i was schatten-kommenten on 69 video fefe - because i think he is a punk ass bitch.

those two girls in the fefe video are very attractive - i especially like the curvy african girl but the girl with the tattoos on her face is very sexy too - i was schatten-kommenten on 69's video - that punk ass bitch is weak.

by gizzell buttchompin September 28, 2018

schmistern

to throw someone on the bad while whispering often with the intend to sexually arouse the other person.

Also used to discribe a burn or a good insult

Du hast sie auf das Bett geschmistert./ Du hättest mich nicht mehr schmistern können./ Ich habe mich von dir geschmistert gefühlt.

by Galindanna March 6, 2019

Schlitterbahn Sausage

When you wrap your mattress in a giant plastic tarp or cover, slather it with bodily fluids and feces, then slide across it like a Slip 'N' Slide.

Susan and I are going to stay in tonight and have a Schlitterbahn Sausage party.

by Slivel June 10, 2019

schluttenhofer

A German Nazi. He burns Jews and knows how to work on Gas Chambers

Schluttenhofer can work on your gas chambers if you need him to.

by Meganegro26 October 5, 2019

SchmittDick

To have a highly above average size penis. Both on length and overall girth.

That guy who was streaking had a schmittdick on him.

by Bladderdam August 10, 2020

Schlisten

The act of listening to something

You wanna give this song a schlisten?

by VietnamKid07 December 6, 2020

Schmitties

Big Melons. Big Jugs. Big Mamas.

DAMMMMMMMM! She got dem SCHMITTIES! Let me JIGGLE dem SCHMITTIES real quick!

by goatminam January 28, 2021