schlomping

cool relaxed way of chilling, usually used when you should be doing something more important.
WARNING - this is highly addictable.

i can't be arsed with this test i think im just going to schlomp.

by girl April 20, 2004

Schlumpkin

similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash

i didn't even realize i was gettin a schlumpkin until she flushed the toilet...

by Johnny May 18, 2004

schlop

the act of getting your dick wet, either by receiving head or by getting some pussy

That bitch maddie with the nice tits gave me some grade A schlop last weekend.

by Guess Who Dork :) November 10, 2017

schlominique

Girl named Dominique: hot girl with big booty who likes to suck large cock. The term schlominique means a Dominique somewhere in the world is sucking off some guy and is deep throating him, until his penis gets lodged in her throat. They must be rushed to the hospital. If they don't get the problem fixed quickly, the outcome could be potentially deadly.

Jill: Did you see what happened to Paris Hilton last night?

John: No. What did she do?

Jill: She got caught in the middle of a schlominique with George Bush and they had to be rushed to intesive care!

by haruhi_godess January 25, 2009

Schlopp

A person who has no idea what they do wrong, nor want to correct themselves for their mistake.

That guy over on the ground? He is a total schlopp.

by Sephirous May 24, 2016

Schlompticox

A fancy word for "shit" or "poop" or "crap".

King Henry VI excused himself from a royal dinner with the Pope to take a schlompticox.

by OfficialSchlompticox July 21, 2014

schloperty

the unmistakable "schloperty" sound of a turgid tallywhacker being deftly withdrawn from an extremely well lubricated lady’s front bottom.
describing a lady with a very moist vagina

john "i went a got myself hooked up with a 'ho"
fred "how much did the schloperty cost"
Dave "Damn woman!! how schloperty is your minge.."

by Arnold J Rimmer September 24, 2005