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Ex-induced schizophrenic

An unrecognised mental health disorder that occurs when you have been exposed to a narcissistic gaslighter who has a tendency to ghost you as a hobby.
It's ok they pin pointed the cause of my problem! I'm ex-induced schizophrenic. I finally get to hang my certificate on the wall.

Ex-induced schizophrenic a person who has been diagnosed Ex-induced schizophrenia
by Missleashy September 6, 2019
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schiznit

The Boss, King Playa, Big Lad - A person who is considered to have a high social standing
Im the Schiznit
by DirkDiggler April 11, 2003
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schizophrenia

Condition in which person's perception of reality differs from that of most others. Commonly believed to be an illness; in some instances this may be the case, but in others it may be that the person exists in a transcendent state that has not yet been defined or detected by science.
I live two lives. One is as a Web developer and programmer on a planet called Earth. The other is as an intergalactic diplomat from the Ammethane system. Both are equally real to me. Neither has adversely affected my existence as a functional being in the opposed reality. But most of you who read this would say I suffer from schizophrenia.
by Mystikan July 2, 2004
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schiza

meaning poo, or crap, often used in place of "shit"
"You are a piece of schiza." "Schiza, I hit my thumb."
by matt January 11, 2003
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Schitzo

A shortened version of the word schizophrenic, but the person isn’t actually schizophrenic. Meaning you hear voices that aren’t actually there/ there are voices in your head without a disorder.
Person 1: did someone just say my name?

Person 2: no you’re just a bit schitzo.
by Emma and Charlotte August 28, 2019
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Schiza

Oh Schiza! I broke my hip!
by Jonny April 25, 2003
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schizophonia

Schizophonia is the use of a cell phone in such a manner that mimics psychotic hallucinatory behavior.
A person with schizophonia might use a concealed bluetooth earphone to chat with an unseen partner in a crowded elevator while maintaining a fixed, vacant stare.
by Stan Cohen January 9, 2008
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