schiavonitis

A state of mind where upon encountering a sexually appealing person, the victim cannot focus on any other idea besides the performing of many varied sexual acts with the encountered person.

I was at a restaurant the other day and the hostess was wearing a really low cut top and a short skirt. Suffice to say I had a major case of schiavonitis.

by a really funny guy September 26, 2010

Shiavoed

The state of drunkenness when one becomes nearly or completely comatose. His or her appearance resembles a child with down syndrome or Terri (from whence the term is derived). Alcohol poisoning often accompanies a person when they get this intoxicated. Black outs and tunnel vision are also related. In order for a person to reach Shiavoed, they must first become: tipsy, drunk, smashed, hammered, plastered then finally shiavoed.

Johnny played powerhour at a bar for 5 hours and became completely shiavoed at the end of the night.

by Brettastic July 24, 2008

Schaivoed

Being drunk to the point that you are barely able to move. A term coined after Terri Schaivo who was unable to move.

Last weekend, I got so fucked up at the frats that I had to be carried home. I was Schaivoed.

by Ferguson300 December 27, 2007

schaivoed

To get so beligerantly drunk, that you end up in a state similar to Terry Schaivo. Also goes hand in hand with "To get Schai-faced". To become completely unresponsive. Lights out basically.

- After consuming an entire keg by himeself, Ben was clearly schaivoed.

- "Dude lets go get schaivoed tonight."

- He was going to do his homework, but he decided to stick with his guns and get schaivoed.

by The Fine Students of the Bullis School November 12, 2006

schiaving

Description of a marijuana smoker who has befallen into the state of a vegetable, like Terry Schiavo

Ryan was schiaving last night after we smoked that blunt

by Jimmy Elliot November 29, 2007

Schiavoed

Too drunk or stoned to move. In a vegetable like state. Refers to the look of Terri Schiavo, who in March 2005 was involved in major supreme court rulings on whether or not she would remain living off machines, or would be put to rest as her husband says she wanted.

"Dude! Look at me! I am way to schiavoed to do anything right now"

by Fast Eddie March 23, 2005

schiavowned

The state or process of being owned so hard that you are sent into a Terri Schiavo-esque vegetard state.

Fucking retarded.

Bush got schiavowned by a pretzel.

by i'm on the pavement June 26, 2005