A shotgun, as spoken by a true Texan.
Also used in place of shotgun, in reserving the front passenger seat of a vehicle.
Also used in place of shotgun, in reserving the front passenger seat of a vehicle.
Scott: I would go hunting with my scattergun.
Everyone else: What in the hell is a scattergun?
Me: Scattergun!
Judd: aw hex naw dewd i culled it frst.
Everyone else: What in the hell is a scattergun?
Me: Scattergun!
Judd: aw hex naw dewd i culled it frst.
by C-wood December 25, 2005
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There goes the Smiths sitting in their stupid lawn chairs in their garage drinking beer and smokin cigarettes. Wonder what lameass NASCAR race is on today to pull the garage sitters off the couch. Or maybe the Colts are playing again.
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A reply to the sympathetic question "How you doing" ?? (Since you lost your child so suddenly)
Answer - I'm shattered.
or Completely shattered
Answer - I'm shattered.
or Completely shattered
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by vickyloka October 2, 2009
Get the earth-shattering mug.A couple who, for some reason unknown to humankind, chooses to voluntarily sit on the same side of a booth or table at a restaurant, leaving the other side completely vacant.
"Hey Eric, check out that lame ass couple feeling each other up in that booth."
"Yea man, a classic case of the same side sitters."
"Yea man, a classic case of the same side sitters."
by Dan Kl0za August 10, 2008
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1. I have to scatterbox so bad, I am not sure if I can continue living.
2. Geez Philip, you must have really scatterboxed judging by the burnt rotten egg smell.
2. Geez Philip, you must have really scatterboxed judging by the burnt rotten egg smell.
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