emotional Samsonite

An extremely large unit of emotional baggage

Vince: Hey Seth are you still seeing Monica?

Seth: No way man, I never called her, she's got baggage

Vince: Dude, everyone's got baggage, get over it

Seth: No I'm serious man, she's got an emotional Samsonite... in fact she's got the whole matching luggage set

by Urban Englander June 12, 2009

Samsonized

To make something better or to improve it.

Man you really samsonized your ride.

by TDBE May 14, 2018

Samsonize

To improve or make better.

You need to Samsonize your ride.

by TDBE May 14, 2018

Samsondogg13_YT

A complimentary way to describe a soldier of the glorious and esteemed Saint Lawrence Company based off the achievements Samsondogg13_YT accomplished during his 7 months tenure in the Saint Lawrence Company. Samsondogg13_YT received a Mark Of Prestige and Cross Of Valour. Additionally reaching ranks of Lieutenant and Master Sergeant. Serving in the UBT program diligently for 4 months too. Thus being referred to as Samsondogg13_YT is a compliment.

Holy shit! he's being a Samsondogg13_YT right now.

we should promote that lad to officer. they are a mirror of Samsondogg13_YT!

by BaneLegacy July 20, 2023

Liz and Samson

they make people laugh, they write stickers and stick them on their friends, they design cool shite, and they like it.

i woke up this morning with a "your ma's your da" sticker on my hat, "ah fuck,liz and samson"

by citybanger March 22, 2009

samsonite

Rectum, butthole, etc. Used to smuggle paraphernalia in prison.

Morgan Spurlock: In jail we would hide things up our sphincter.
Stephen Colbert: Oh yeah.. right up the old Samsonite..

by wetdirtmud August 30, 2006

samsonite

Baggage, slows you down. Impeding progress.

Brien is like samsonite yo! He's like luggage or some bad baggage.He's slowing me down.

by smitty 73 November 7, 2007