Secret Silent Salmon Kiss

To kiss whilst making fish lips. Fish Lips are when one's lips are in a fish-like position, sort of like a pout.
The Secret Silent Salmon Kiss can we shortened to S.S.S

Person 1: Omg! You Kissed Him?
Person 2: Yes! It was incredible
Person 1: Was it like tongues?
Person 2: No, It was a Secret Silent Salmon Kiss.

by C.A.E September 12, 2013

when the salamander shits

A company in San Marcos, Texas, home of the San Marcos River and the endangered Blind Salamander, has a salamander in a clear river as a in logo. When all accounts are paid the company pays for drinks and steaks at local restaurant. A reference of the WWII phrase "when the eagle shits which refers to the US government pay day"

Hey everybody when the salamander shits it's time for drinks and steak night Tuesday at the restaurant

by Clear River May 23, 2022

Salmon Slap

When two lesbians rub and slap their vaginas all over one another.

Wow! Suzy sure salmon slapped Jean last night!

by Giselle&Pina June 11, 2006

Salmon Handkerchiefing

When giving oral to a Woman or when needed/ appropriate, her labias are used to blow ones nose for pleasure

"She was really getting into it, before I salmon handkerchiefed her"
"I needed to blow my nose, and since i was already down there... Salmon Handkerchief!"
"her labs were so big!; perfect for a Salmon Handkerchief!"
"Its Salmon Handkerchiefing time!"

by Freckly Downstairs July 29, 2012

boiled salmon

(n) a word used to express how slow something is going.

usu. used in reference to elevators.

this elevator is going slower than an elephant in quick sand...or a boiled salmon.

by srah January 23, 2005

drain the salamander

when a chick needs to pee. Similar to a dude having to "drain the lizard."

"stop at the next gas station, I need to drain the salamander."

by Rexford February 29, 2008

Salmon Satchel

An unwashed, large vagina.

The salmon satchel will remind you of happy memories at the seaside as a child, until you open your eyes and notice the gaping snizz in front of your face!...to be avoided at all costs!

Dude, I was at this club last night, took my homegirl round the back to get jiggy, whipped off her dress and she had a salmon satchel. I don't speak to her any more.

by satchelhater May 5, 2009