Redneck-Salamander

Everything bad you can think of aimed at your girlfriend

You're a Redneck-Salamander.

by anonymous December 21, 2021

Mr. Salamander

A title given to the coolest kid in a friend group, usually named Nick.

Yo dude he is such a Mr. Salamander

by TheTrueGodMe July 27, 2018

giant salamanders eat paint

giant salamanders eat paint is a fact

giant salamander: (eats paint)
some random dude watching: wow this is a fact that giant salamanders eat paint right here

by pseud0nym12470 October 03, 2024

Strangle the Salamander

When you strangle a salamander it explodes and releases its innards. These innards have the ability to create new life and they taste a bit salty if you know what I mean.

Damn, I have blue balls let me Strangle the Salamander to release me of my stress.

by A Cheeky Boy June 02, 2019

Eat your salamander

It is used to describe the intention of eating a salamander to show your hunger and your insanity. If you have a friend saying "Eat your salamander", they are cool

"I am going to eat your salamander," I said to my friend

by eatingsalamanders December 05, 2019

Salamander

A Colombian mentally ill rat with a quick temper. Secretly sweet. Ruler of breaking the fourth wall, and may not be the main character but definitely stole the show

Person A: Hey, who´s that on your lock screen?
Person B: AND IF YOU FEEL ALONEEEEE
Person C: It´s Salamander.

by theweirdothatyououghttoknow January 25, 2022

salamander soup

Shitting yourself when you already have swamp ass

Bro, I have swamp ass and I need to shit, but there is no toilet. Time to make some salamander soup.

by Dr. Salamander June 16, 2024