Nigga Stole My Bike

I saying made popular by a song remix by 50 Cent/G unit/The Game called Hate It or Love It.

"Woke up the next mornin' nigga stole my bike"

by IthoughtIsawapuddytat! January 6, 2006

black man stole my tv

when a black man breaks into you home and steals your tv while you are away or asleep. In most cases he is followed by his cousin with the vcr

black man stole my tv cuz im white

by dxman1000 April 21, 2011

Ride it like you stole it

A phrase used by a sensitive convict that beats off to playing Grand Theft Auto while blasting Taylor Swift in the background.

Him: oh yea, girl.

Ride it like you stole it....

For real tho because I really did steal this.

by fiercetigeress October 5, 2016

Ok who stole my fucking snickers

The phrase you say when someone steals your fucking snickers

"Ok who stole my fucking snickers" said John as he was trying to find out which co-worker stole his fucking snickers

by YoAngelo January 4, 2021

Memes I stole from Instagram v2000

A video some dumbass 15 year old aesthetic egirl took without permission. Nobody gives a damn because these instatard memes aren’t funny. The comments make it even worse

Retard: mEmEs I StOle fRoM iNsTaGrAm v20000000000 normal human with average iq : these aren’t funny you damn egirl

by some random jojotard May 22, 2020

running like nigger who stole something

Running very fast, as if to avoid capture.

That quarterback was so fast he was running like nigger who stole something

by hillarysucks July 6, 2007

i didnt say she stole my money

This sentence is funny because it takes on a new meaning with every word you emphisize
See below

I didnt say she stole my money
i DIDNT say she stole my money
i didnt SAY she stole my money
i didnt say SHE stole my money
i didnt say she STOLE my money
i didnt say she stole MY money
i didnt say she stole my MONEY

by JerryNotDemon December 30, 2016