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Time Sensitive

A term originally used to describe urgent tasks or deadlines, but now more accurately refers to the extremely limited window during which one must impress their partner in bed—before the mood, the moment, or the erection disappears like a Snapchat message.
"Bro, I lit candles, put on Usher, and she was ready... but my dog started barking, her mom FaceTimed her, and then I sneezed. Mission failed. It was time sensitive."
by Pharedus April 8, 2025
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sensitive bug

by ilovewhitecock June 5, 2022
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Plot sensitivity

The inability to, or refusal to consume media after having first hand experience with the scenarios, equipment, tactics etc, depicted on screen, as media depictions are often unrealistic, used improperly, or are exaggerated to the point of cringe inducing.
My buddy Steve can't watch most war movies anymore. Not because of PTSD but because they inevitably set off his plot sensitivity.
by Legat228888 April 5, 2025
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Male Follicle Sensitivity

Here’s a witty and humorous definition for "Male Follicle Sensitivity" for Urban Dictionary:

Male Follicle Sensitivity (MFS)
Noun

A highly documented yet widely ignored medical phenomenon affecting men when their significant other plucks an ingrown hair from their beard, resulting in an exaggerated yelp that rivals a toddler stepping on a Lego.

Common causes include:

Indoor humidity levels dropping below 34%, rendering beard hairs as brittle as ancient parchment.

A full moon, which mysteriously amplifies nerve endings by 300%.

The presence of an audience, increasing the need for dramatic effect.

The TWK (Tweezer-Wielding Katherine) saying, "Hold still, this won’t hurt." or "Oh, I'm sorry." (Both blatant lies.)

Despite its prevalence, MFS remains unrecognized by medical professionals, largely due to them suffering from the condition themselves as well as threats from their wives.
John and his wife often become frustrated with each other because of his Male Follicle Sensitivity. She says John never lets her finish and it wouldn't hurt so bad if he didn't make her pull out too soon.
by R2u2 March 29, 2025
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Magic-sensitive

A person who is sensitive to magic and is able to feel it in their surroundings and "use" it by for example talking to animals.
Person 1: "I heard Bartholomew can talk to butterflies somehow."
Person 2: "Wow, thats weird. I bet he is magic-sensitive."
by PepeBlade September 17, 2022
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Sensitive gangster

describes someone who is sensitive without being judgmental. Can also describe someone who wears their emotions, but also shows they are still strong regardless.
Sorry I cried after arguing with that guy, I'm a sensitive gangster.
by jhuynh33 September 8, 2025
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sandbox of sensitivity

Within your own FB, IG, or Twitter feed, when you cannot handle comments posted by friends or foes, that you tell the person that you're hurt or offended by their comments.

Problem is, the "victim" gets butthurt over a non malice comment, leading to more comments that will show one's inability to take it, but can only dish it out.

This leads to their personal posting domain as their "Sandbox of Sensitivity".
"Mike" was offended by my comment about man-crushing a friend. None the less, his distaste for a joke was followed by more jokes.

In future FB communication, I must be cognizant to Mike's emotional needs, that I need to play nice in his "Sandbox of Sensitivity".
by JLBIII August 12, 2018
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