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Roast Beef and Cheddar with extra Red Ranch

An incredibly accurate, culinary description of what the average African American woman's vagina looks like suffering from a yeast infection while on her period. Her vagina's dank and musty, dark purple meat flaps are almost indistinguishable from Arby's delicious sliced ROAST BEEF and oozing from them like Arby's yummy warm CHEDDAR cheese sauce is the untreated slop of rancid chunky bacterial discharge churned together with dark brown coagulating menstrual flow...which is of course Arby's amazing RED RANCH sauce!
If Michelle Obama had a vagina and could have a heavy period and get yeast infections then his Vagina would look like a roast beef and cheddar with extra red ranch. But she's a dude so....ya.
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Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them deceased.
Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...
Roast Beef Assassin by Heybabe380 September 7, 2023

roast beef butterfly 

An external Labia (Pussy Lips), when pulled out when legs are spread it looks like a butterfly made out of roast beef!
roast beef butterfly by 1974Jimmy. November 21, 2006

Roast Beef Challenge

A trial that consists of someone trying to eat ten Arby's roast beef sandwiches, usually within an alloted time limit. The contest is most regularly held in conjunction with the "Five for Five Round-up". Also known as "The Arby's Challenge".
Max made it to nine at the last Roast Beef Challenge. Then he vomited at the front of that law firm.
Roast Beef Challenge by Nicolast September 6, 2006

roast beef sandwhich 

The name for a women/girl whos vagina resembles that of a fresh roast beef sandwich, down to every taste curve and turn
dude i was finger fuckin this chick n chedder cheese came outa her roast beef sandwhich

Roast beef and applesauce 

When a girl repeatedly gets fucked and it starts getting nasty down there.
Girl 1: Did you hear about ashlyn?
Girl 2: No! What?
Girl 1: Roast beef and applesauce!
Girl 2: EWWWW! skankkkkk

roast beef flaps

this is when the vagina has a strikingly close resemblence to the roast beef at the deli usually found on a dick chicken hooker mouth. it sometimes even has the irradescent shine. this is caused by the vagina getting riddled with dicks
"man that dick chicken from last night had some staright up roast beef flaps what a hooker mouth it appears that her vagina has been riddled by a thoushand dicks".