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retardation in a can

1. Kids with the intelligence of the dumbest dog who superglue paper to their eyebrows then proceed to rip it off
2. Anyone below your grade level in High School
"That freshman Is retardation in a can"
-Kid with average intelligence
by aagentxissavage December 13, 2017
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retardation

Retard: a utterly stupid ass dumbass person, eg. rakamafaze-XBOX, a stupid moron who knows NOTHING about anything and who plays call of duty bo3 trying to get round 100, dumbass dickhead.
Mason: ugh Kacey you fucking retardation kill yourself!!
Kacey: its retard you fucking specy.
by the boss MTG August 14, 2023
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Crippling Retardation

The point when a person goes beyond retarded and is legally crippled
Doctor: damn, so you do have Crippling Retardation
Me: Ooga Booga tree go brown
by Dell Laditude E6410 May 28, 2020
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retardation

1) another person putting his wants before his needs stemming from a lack of common sense. 2) situation involving one party being screwed for another's gain, commonly financial.
EXAMPLE 1

Man 1: Yesterday, my cousin's electricity was shut off since he wasn't paying the bill. This morning he went into debt to buy a $3000 HD television.

Man 2: Retardation... he seems to enjoy being a worthless bum.

EXAMPLE 2

Man 1: I have completed every single upper-level course required for my Multimedia Technologies degree and the college says I can't graduate until I take Intro to Windows.

Man 2: Retardation, dude. They just want your money.
by AdamG March 11, 2008
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Retardation

A dangerous, sometimes fatal disease that makes you retarded.
Rodolfo suffers from the deadly disease known as retardation!
by whyisthisapassword May 28, 2018
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Sexual Retardation

Sexual Retardation is when males try to dominate society and all females by illustrating their lack of control over their sexual behaviors. They weaponize sex and force compliance on women in society using sex and demonstrating lack of control over their own behaviors.
Human traffickers have sexual retardation behaviors that are used in criminal activity to force females to be compliant victims.
by Tsongbird1 February 9, 2019
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ukrainian retardation

This is the term that you use when you want to show a idea is very stupid and will only be said be a retard in the Ukraine
That guy: Hey. lets go punch grandmas in pink hats
you an intellectual: what in Ukrainian Retardation did you just say
by your real name2 February 20, 2018
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