Retired Discord Mod Day

December 11 is retired discord mod day. All the retired mods get promoted to regular mods and all the regular mods get demoted to retired mods for a day.

Man, I can't figure out which server to nuke on Retired Discord Mod Day.

by object_Object December 10, 2020

Retiree

One who is retired. More often than not, a retiree is older than 70.

Retirees live at home until they have to live in a nursing home.

by Rodney Basil July 28, 2004

Retiree Wedge

The Driver a 65+ uses on the 120 yard par 3 because what's the difference? If you're going hit 50 yard worm-burners all day, you might as well let the big dog eat.
Also, anyone elses driver or 1 wood.

"I should probably hit an iron off the tee to keep it straight, but I haven't hit the Retiree Wedge all day."

by DaThLy April 17, 2008

W.U.Y.D Retirement Plan

Stands: Work Until You Die retirement plan

I just got my 401K statement, it seem I am enrolled in the W.U.Y.D Retirement Plan .

by Guy O May 10, 2014

Retirement Debut

The first time a seriously good footballer plays, whilst in their retirement. They are normally retired for being seriously good.

"I can't believe that pro is making his retirement debut!"

by SingaporeFootballPro June 13, 2015

Retired Mullet

"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.

Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"

by buffalo's buffalo January 17, 2016

retire the cup

A phrase said to suggest that no other future answer to a question could possibly ever be any better. Refers to an old practice of ceasing to give an award (usually a perpetual trophy) once it's been won by the same entity a certain number of times.

A: Who do you think is the best national women's soccer team?
B: The USA. Retire the cup.

by sensei10 July 9, 2019